so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.
doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint
Hold down the shift key
oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
Literally laughed so hard
what the fuck is this bullshit
HES STILL THERE
THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED
This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like
No shit I mean like on a PERSON
She goes from Mufasa to Malificent
2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead
let’s not forget the many plane crashes we’ve had as well as a sunken ship
when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
"As the protesters marched through the streets, it began to storm. Every time the thunder crashed, the protesters would cheer louder and louder. It seemed as if mother nature herself were cheering them on.."
looks straight outta the Civil Rights Era…we’re not done yet
I can’t explain how beautiful this experience was. #ATL