i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014
what the hell is hw even code for
when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is
reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD
better yet they spelled his name wrong
not taking any chances
is that nic cage
and another one
Get the fuck out of here! Damn!!!!
how in the hell
When are folks gonna learn?
Do we know which Home Depot in Charleston, IL to call to get this piece of shit fired?
1301 Fort Worth Way, Mattoon, IL 61938
I’m so tired I’m just so tired
OKAY BUT THIS IS REALLY WHAT IT IS THO
i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever
THIS IS MY FAVORITE
This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.
gonna reblog it everytime
Its been a year
when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap