my name is Juan Pablo i'm 18 half Ecuadorian and half Peruvian but born in Canada. My family is my life and not only mean my blood relative family but also to the people who been there for me in my struggles.

backboobs:

"you ugly mayonnaise bitch"

backboobs:

"you ugly mayonnaise bitch"

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disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is full of Disney!

disneyfansonly:

Love Disney? This blog is full of Disney!

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sonjaja:

Casual reminder that Nani was on her way to becoming a Professional Surfer before her parents died and she had to drop everything to look after Lilo.

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2damnfeisty:

foreverpruned:

somethingnotnatural:

hilegunslingers:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

I used to own this game.

why would you own this game??!

Nah B im good.

You’ll get thrown out my house trying to bring this shit over.

2damnfeisty:

foreverpruned:

somethingnotnatural:

hilegunslingers:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

I used to own this game.

why would you own this game??!

Nah B im good.

You’ll get thrown out my house trying to bring this shit over.

(Source: cartoon-motion-life)

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obi-wankenblowme:

These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other

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greatfully:

primarie:


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

omg

greatfully:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
 
AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
 
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

omg

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

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seahchel:

suppermariobroth:

Obstacle from Level 7-4 of the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, known internationally as the Lost Levels.

how the fuck

seahchel:

suppermariobroth:

Obstacle from Level 7-4 of the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, known internationally as the Lost Levels.

how the fuck

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thirstfollower:

getting a boner in class

image

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dutchster:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


beat your meat and hit the street

dutchster:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

beat your meat and hit the street

Reblogged from: brokegoth via posted by: yes-master-thank-you-master
internetoverdose25:

Kevin Hart is my cult leader,
I swear to god

internetoverdose25:

Kevin Hart is my cult leader,
I swear to god

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alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

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naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 
he straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

naturalscorpiosub:

itsalongwayup:

captainshaythegreat:

prettylittlesouthernbeauty:

spazzifyouwantto:

thisstoryuntold:

LOL brilliant 

he straight up just WALKED through that shit

this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life.

best play ever.

I have to reblog this again. I laughed for like ten mins in class about it.

The other team is so confused by him walking it takes them a minute to react thats brilliant

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog. This is perfect.

Smooth criminal

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